jessica clare ennewBrisbane, Australia.
i am a thing that exists
maybe
It says four on the packet dammit
DID YOU HEAR THAT, MOTHER?!
i <3 you, especially so when you are full of pain killers
hey man, they’re pretty much worn off. this is all me.
I’m at my parents’ house because I’m a wounded animal.
Mum just offered me a glass of milo and asked, “One teaspoonful or two?”
What do you think this is lady, Soviet Russia?
Four spoonfuls, MINIMUM.
well hi there, bunch of new followers.
i’ve no idea where you all came from but shall we be best friends?
This is fairly accurate.
This is not me because I feel like I’ve always been like this and when they all keep yelling at me saying I need to be fixed it’s like, You’re taking myself away from me. And if I did try to get ‘better’ then how much of me would be left to keep and how much would be lost forever?
/wisdomteeth Just got home from the dentist and they forgot to replace the gauze and I have really nice teeth now. Everything is the best though. I have so many good ideads like what if you made a barrier around the sun like on the Simpsons movie but make from sunscreen so that nobody would ever get sunburned and itch. That would be cute and polite of the sun. Also, the dentist man kept asking me about which teachers at high school I knew and I was all, Playa, I’m way past those memories yo but Mr bishop was pretty boss at science. Now I’m sitting in a chair and thinking about that time I married a boy in the alley behind the library in year two and is that legally binding?
